By Bisola Bello
Popularly known as Falz, Folarin, son of popular lawyer, Femi Falana, clocked 25 on Tuesday, October 27.
His humorous style of rapping, which pokes fun at the Yoruba accent, has made him a force to reckon with in the Nigerian music industry.
To celebrate the Jenifa’s Diary star here are 10 punchlines from his hit track ‘Celebrity Girlfriend’.
- Please I need a celebrity girlfriend – Falz has no problem declaring publicly that he is interested in dating a celebrity, apart from Don Jazzy of course who is in love with Rihanna.
- I no really need make she get talent, I just need PDA on the red carpet – It is good to know Falz will opt for anybody even a talentless celebrity.
- I like Rita Dominic I hope we get married – Honestly, the relationship might not work. The 15 years age difference is just too much
- But mehn, Omotola is fine, jees! If only she was born in the 90s – Falz is always treading high waters. We all know Omotola is way above his league.
- Don’t tell me who I like to date, can’t a young boy like a woman twice his age – Of course he can but this is Africa and the rolling eyes will trip you and your wife before you walk down the aisle.
- I need a songstress I can pally with, So that Linda Ikeji can carry it – Now we get why he needs a celebrity girlfriend: for publicity purpose.
- I need bae to be high class, make paparazzi chase when we drive pass – Unfortunately, Falz will have to travel a long way to find paparazzi, we do not have that in Nigeria.
- Show up at the wedding like give me my birth right – We are not sure if this qualifies as romantic or obsessive.
- Seyi Shay she doesn’t have a mister, I know because I follow her on Insta – Thanks to Falz for given the media that piece of news. Hopefully Seyi Shay will reveal her beau soon.
- Beyonce she love my style, eh, my raba dog style eh, we never dey long time, but even J never give am that style (Reekado Banks) – Falz is obviously a bad influence on young Reekado Banks. Jay Z might start looking for them soon.
- I want that chocolate skin with caramel topping – Falz is at least appreciative of a dark skinned African lady.
